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Director: Joey Del Santo

Auditions: Sunday, October 5th & Monday, October 6th at 6:00 pm. Callbacks Wednesday, October 8th at 6:00 pm, 2025.

Book and Lyrics by Joe DiPietro
Music by Jimmy Roberts

A musical revue celebrating the mating game! This crowd-pleasing comedy takes on the truths and myths behind that contemporary conundrum known as “the relationship.” 

I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change is presented in the form of a series of vignettes connected by the central theme of love and relationships.  The play’s tagline is “Everything you have ever secretly thought about dating, romance, marriage, lovers, husbands, wives and in-laws, but were afraid to admit.” With few exceptions, the scenes stand independent of the others but progress in a fashion designed to suggest an overall arc to relationships throughout one’s life. A first date, for example, comes before scenes dealing with marriage, and scenes dealing with marriage come before those dealing with childbearing. Despite the large number of characters, the show is typically done with a comparatively small cast: the original Off-Broadway production uses a cast of four.

Rehearsals: Tuesday/Thursday evenings 6-9 pm and Sunday afternoons 2-5 pm beginning on October 19, 2025. 

*Not all actors cast will be called to every rehearsal. Schedule may vary. 

Please note, in order to accommodate our busy holiday production calendar, there will be rehearsals on the following days/times that fall outside of the usual rehearsal schedule. Rehearsals during these weeks will be adjusted so that there are still only three rehearsals per week.

Monday, November 24th, 2025 from 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM
Wednesday, November 26th, 2025 from 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM
Sunday, November 30th, 2025 from 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM
Monday, December 1st, 2025 from 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2025 from 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM
Sunday, December 14th, 2025 from 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM 

There will be no rehearsal on Thursday, December 25th, 2025 and Thursday, January 1st, 2026.

Tech Week: Sunday, January 4th – Thursday, January 8th, 2026.

Performance dates include:
Thursday, January 8, 2026 @ 7:30 PM
Sunday, January 11, 2026 @ 2:00 PM
Sunday, January 18, 2026 @ 2:00 PM

If needed, a brush up rehearsal will be held between weekends on Thursday, January 15th, 2026 in the afternoon/evening.

Attendance is required for all tech week dates and performance dates set forth. For more information, contact Amanda Menard at amanda@stadiumtheatre.com.

Stadium Theatre & Conservatory is dedicated to celebrating and cultivating a culturally diverse, equitable, and inclusive environment. We acknowledge that this process is a journey and that our commitment is essential and ongoing. Actors of all abilities, ages, ethnicities, genders, races, and sexual orientations are welcome to audition for any role that they are interested in playing.

Please be advised in order to enter the Theatre during auditions all individuals over 18 must provide a license or ID. Individuals under 18 must provide a license, school ID or parent's license. For all individuals entering the building bags will be checked by security.

Auditions will be held at the Stadium Theatre Performing Arts Centre, located at 28 Monument Square in Woonsocket, Rhode Island, on Sunday, October 5th and Monday, October 6th, 2025 beginning at 6:00 pm with callbacks on Wednesday, October 8th if needed. Please register to audition no later than Friday, October 3rd.  Once registered, you will receive a confirmation email.

Please bring an actor resume and headshot to be submitted to the production team. All those auditioning should prepare 16 to 32 bars of a song in the style of the show that shows off their range as well as acting abilities. Auditioners may be asked to explore cold reads with sides from the show as well as to participate in some improvisational exercises with other auditioners. Actors 18+ are encouraged to audition.

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Character Breakdown

Woman #1/Jennifer

(Female Lead - Soprano)
High Note - A♯5/B♭5
Low Note - A3

Man #1/Robert

(Male Lead - Tenor, Baritone Tenor, Baritone)
High Note - G♯4/A♭4
Low Note - C3

Woman #2/Melissa

(Female Lead - Alto) 
High Note - C♯5/D♭5
Low Note - F♯3/G♭3
Vocal Technique - Belting

Man #2/Jordan

(Male Lead - Baritone)
High Note - F♯4/G♭4
Low Note - C♯3/D♭3